Don't you guys feel special... Not ONLY do you get a pic tonight, but this!
TADA!!
This... *cough* isNJ'ssecondpartofherbirthdaypresent...
YUP! I feel so guilty i never finished this MONTHS ago, but at last it is here! Or at least part 1 is. but the good thing is, there's only 2 parts, and it is TRULY almost done :)
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Ugweeds at the Gallery
This can’t be art, can it? was NJ’s only thought as she
gazed aghast at the canvas before her. She cursed Rachel under her breath.
Thinking back, she couldn’t recall how
she’s managed to drag NJ along to an art gallery of all things on her birthday… In all honesty, she couldn’t
think of anything worse she could be doing. Even- NJ shuddered at the thought-
fighting Ugweeds. A whole band of
them. Single handed. Even without
using magic, just to make things interesting.
But this painting was doing nothing to change her outlook on
the tragic excuse for art nowadays. She gazed at the painting she now found
herself in front of. Needless to say, she wasn’t impressed. The canvas was
yellow, with a grand total of what she could only describe as six white scribbles scrawled across its surface. A
patronizing eyebrow was raised. Even, NJ thought a blood spatter or something would make it a little more interesting
to look at.
But after an entire three seconds of attempting to give the
picture her full attention, she gave up, and turned to Rachel to moan about how
belittling picture gazing was to her reputation. Especially gazing at pictures that a rampant five year old could
replicate with nothing but its fingers and a pot of paint. But her friend was
not there.
“Wha-!” NJ turned, mouth agape, to the picture. “She
abandoned me! In an art gallery!” Only
the paintings heard her outcry; no one else was sad enough to go to an art gallery, after all…
NJ glared at the picture with the six white scribbles as if
its mere presence was offending; as if it was the loner kid your parent
abandons you to play with because no one else dare d to get caught doing so.
No, Rachel was probably sniggering at her from the next room or something. She
could almost hear it now…
She was just about to storm off to give her friend a piece
of her mind, already planning a “proper things to do on birthdays” speech, when
a sudden tickle assaulted her nose.
And before she could stop it, she sneezed all over
six-scribble-painting.
And she watched in horror as the paint began to ooze down
the canvas in slow, mortal dribbles of lifeblood.
And then she
noticed the price-tag.
And then she legged it. Or at least, she thought about it.
Until a big, grief stricken squeal sounded from behind her.
“Mon painting!” NJ turned guiltily around to find herself
face to face with a ruffle looking man with the type of little French beret
that just screamed artist. Tears
looked just about ready to fall from his eyes.
Good God, NJ
though, praying for those rogue
Ugweeds to just come barrelling through these depressing halls. Anything, just
to get away from this…mortal’s
situation… NJ was not someone who
could deal with upset little artists with less than tasteful paintings of
scribbles… God, Rachel was going to
get it when she found her.
“I am so sorry, Mr
Artist, sir. But I, um…can fix it? You know, just give me some paint and I’ll
fix those scribbles right up there-“
The little French man wailed his blubbering outrage.
“NOOooo!”
“Well,” NJ interjected quickly (and somewhat desperately),
“I can get my friend to pay for it… I’m sure she’s around here somewhere.”
“No! Mon painting… she was one of a kind…” he sighed
dejectedly, “I, Arthur Tiste, must find new inspiration for a new
masterpiece…!”
Now that money, and a fix-it, had been rejected, NJ felt
like she’d done all she could, and was promptly trying to sneak away whilst Mr
Tiste mourned his ding artwork.
But then the door burst open. And an Ugweed bounded in.
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Keep tuned people :D
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ReplyDeleteREG
THAT TERRIBLE PAINTING DESERVED IT!
I DON'T FEEL BAD LOOK AT IT!!
I IMPROVED IT WITH MY PRECIOUS SNOT :P
Loved the Story Rachel!!
Hilarious!
Just Fantastically Brilliant!!
*hugs*
Thank you so Much for this!